Author Archives: Theresa

Kerstin went to a nice Christmas party & all I got were these HEEElarious texts

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Theresa

Personally, I am deeply thankful that Kerstin and I are not famous. If anyone ever hacked our phones, and got a hold of our text conversations, they would be convinced that two 10-yr-old boys had gotten ahold of their moms’ … Continue reading →

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I vant to be alone

Posted on September 27, 2011 by Theresa

Ever found your keys in the fridge? Yeah, me too. Moms feel like our brains shrink when we have kids. We feel so spacey, and air-headed, and we put our canned goods in the freezer and the milk in the … Continue reading →

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Man, this shit sneaks up on you…

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Theresa

I just found this in an old file. I am no longer 38 *sob* I just turned 40. But it’s still frighteningly appropriate. More appropriate, really. *SIGH* (And thanks to Little White Lion for the great pics ) I got … Continue reading →

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39 for EVAH!!!

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Theresa

Ima make 40 ma bitch I turned 40 this morning at 12:30 am–EASTERN Time. That’s actually 9:30 pm Pacific Time. I toasted myself and flipped off the clock, the calendar, and the universe in general. Mostly, of course, I want to … Continue reading →

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Yes, Offspring, you MAY have a Happy Meal goddamnit

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Theresa

The older I get, the more I realize how many of us feel like we’re putting up a front, and we desperately hope we won’t get found out. As I said recently on our FB page, if Dr. Phil put … Continue reading →

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Just call a douche a douche

Posted on June 1, 2011 by Theresa

There is something I’d like to get off my ample chest. Something that pervades our culture, and that I am curious about: Why is “pussy” the absolute worst insult* that can be hurled at a man? A pussy is a … Continue reading →

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You want to do a craft? Here’s a broom. Sweep the floor. That’s a “craft”

Posted on May 19, 2011 by Theresa

–Theresa One of our members just posted this on our Wall: “Can we discuss the monotony of motherhood? I Googled it (hoping to find a funny graphic about how I feel) and that was a mistake. I stumbled upon blogs … Continue reading →

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Yes, Men it’s true: Housework DOES, indeed, count as foreplay

Posted on May 15, 2011 by Theresa

–Theresa, with contributions from our FB members Sound too easy? TOO simple? You don’t believe me? Think it’s a trick? Well, here are a few recent posts from our Facebook page. “My hubby is steam mopping the kitchen right now. … Continue reading →

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Ouch! I bet you’ll never do THAT again

Posted on May 12, 2011 by Theresa

–Theresa If they don’t fail, they’ll never learn, right? But what about FASHION FAILS? As you can see from these photos, I don’t regulate my daughters’ clothing choices. I don’t want to micro-manage. But as you can ALSO see by … Continue reading →

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Celebrating MY Mom

Posted on May 11, 2011 by Theresa

We’ve all been sighing with consternation about how overrated Mother’s Day is, so I thought, even though MY Mother’s Days are no great shakes, and MY day is really more about eating gloppy breakfast made by little hands, enjoying homemade cards, … Continue reading →

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