Monthly Archives: May 2011

You want to do a craft? Here’s a broom. Sweep the floor. That’s a “craft”

–Theresa One of our members just posted this on our Wall: “Can we discuss the monotony of motherhood? I Googled it (hoping to find a funny graphic about how I feel) and that was a mistake. I stumbled upon blogs … Continue reading

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5 min ago, you were a BABY. WTF happened?!

–Kerstin Gather ’round everyone. It’s going to be hard to follow “choregasms” and “choreplay” so I am going to take it in a different direction. I’m going to bring it down a little, be a little honest, make it a little … Continue reading

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Yes, Men it’s true: Housework DOES, indeed, count as foreplay

–Theresa, with contributions from our FB members Sound too easy? TOO simple? You don’t believe me? Think it’s a trick? Well, here are a few recent posts from our Facebook page. “My hubby is steam mopping the kitchen right now. … Continue reading

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Ouch! I bet you’ll never do THAT again

–Theresa If they don’t fail, they’ll never learn, right? But what about FASHION FAILS? As you can see from these photos, I don’t regulate my daughters’ clothing choices. I don’t want to micro-manage. But as you can ALSO see by … Continue reading

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If you don’t like it, THERE’S the Unlike button

Theresa brought to my attention this post that was left on our wall: “I don’t use foul language and see it as a sign of being unintelligent. Thought this would be a funny paged [sic] based on the title but … Continue reading

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Celebrating MY Mom

We’ve all been sighing with consternation about how overrated Mother’s Day is, so I thought, even though MY Mother’s Days are no great shakes, and MY day is really more about eating gloppy breakfast made by little hands, enjoying homemade cards, … Continue reading

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FaceBook addiction is an ugly thing

I think we all need to re-commit, people. Clearly, some of us–and I’m not naming names here–have allowed our FB addiction to get out of control. Again. So, I’ll start: “Hi, I’m Theresa, and I am addicted to Facebook.” 1. … Continue reading

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Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow

I think what set me off was the ENDLESS round of publicity for her new cookbook, and the thought of tons of REAL chefs toiling in obscurity because they’re not famous celebrities–yet. So yeah, I’m picking on ol’ Gwyn here, … Continue reading

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