Monthly Archives: June 2011

Man, this shit sneaks up on you…

I just found this in an old file. I am no longer 38 *sob* I just turned 40. But it’s still frighteningly appropriate. More appropriate, really. *SIGH* (And thanks to Little White Lion for the great pics ) I got … Continue reading

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39 for EVAH!!!

Ima make 40 ma bitch I turned 40 this morning at 12:30 am–EASTERN Time. That’s actually 9:30 pm Pacific Time. I toasted myself and flipped off the clock, the calendar, and the universe in general. Mostly, of course, I want to … Continue reading

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Did June Cleaver ever feel like a failure?

I may be opening myself up to a beating from the feminists, but please bear with me.  I’ve been thinking a lot about how much being a wife and mother has changed within the past few decades.  I am going … Continue reading

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Yes, Offspring, you MAY have a Happy Meal goddamnit

The older I get, the more I realize how many of us feel like we’re putting up a front, and we desperately hope we won’t get found out. As I said recently on our FB page, if Dr. Phil put … Continue reading

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Just call a douche a douche

There is something I’d like to get off my ample chest. Something that pervades our culture, and that I am curious about: Why is “pussy” the absolute worst insult* that can be hurled at a man? A pussy is a … Continue reading

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