Ever hear yourself say something… and then CRINGE?!?! Maybe you dropped an F-bomb to your kids, maybe you channeled your mother, maybe you said something so ridiculous, you laughed at yourself.
Anyway, post it here. It’ll bring amusement to the rest of us
We’ll go first!!
I actually heard myself say to 6-yr-old La Diva, “For the last TIME, it’s ‘shake your groove thang/shake your groove thang,’ not ‘shake your poo thing, shake your poo thing.’ GOD! Say it right!” (This was after 10-yr-old Faerie Child had continually taunted her sister in the backseat by rolling over on her side to shake her moneymaker at her sister, while singing “Shake your groove thing!” as her sister kept shouting, “Don’t shake your poo thing at me!”) Mommy win. ~T
One day, I apparently forgot who I was talking to, and I said, “La Diva, I’m not your bitch. Get your own [whatever it was].” MOMMY FAIL.-Theresa
When my daughters were little, and La Diva was still in diapers, I ACTUALLY said, “Faerie Child, stop sniffing your sister’s butt!” Then I realized she was emulating our poop check, where we’d hold up the baby and take a whiff in the butt-al region to see if she was ripe for a change.-Theresa
Bet you can do better. Let’s hear it!